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Dramione AU > How I Met Your Mother (Barney and Robin)

Narcissa Malfoy stepped out of the restaurant and onto the cold, winter air. "So, she can’t have children?"
Draco nodded, following his mother outside. He sighed and glanced at her. “She couldn’t.”
"But you’ve always wanted children."
He nodded again.
She sighed, “How long have you known about this?”

"I’ve known about it last summer." He replied, smiling. "Mother, I’m not marrying some future possibility of starting a family. I’m marrying a girl - who means more to me than children. Or my career. Or a massive house. So please, be nice to her."
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Dramione Fic Recs
Finders by everythursday (MA) [complete] {chapters: 18 | word count: 143,864}

An alliance is formed when Hermione begins seeing things, as a dangerous magic threatens to overtake Hogwarts.

The Devil’s Secretary by frostykitten (T) [complete] {chapters: 7 | word count: 25,303}

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. “I told her big breasts,” he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

The Request by redhead414 (M) [complete] {chapters: 39 | word count: 313,160}

Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get.

Temporary Partnership by Dramione13 (M) [complete] {chapters: 8 | word count: 37,485}

Draco catches Hermione doing something a Head Girl shouldn’t be doing. He blackmails her into pretending to be his girlfriend to get Pansy off his back.

The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae (M) [complete] {chapters: 15 | word count: 45,807}

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.

Isolation by bex_chan (M) [WIP]

He can’t leave the room. Her room. And it’s all the Order’s fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something’s going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. “There,” she spat. “Now your Blood’s filthy too!”

Hunted by bex_chan (M) [complete] {chapters: 36 | word count: 191,497}

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather…heated.

A Dish Best Served Cold by Mistress Lynn (M) [complete] {chapters: 8 |  word count: 50,059}

Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn’t mind at all!

The Dragon’s Bride by Rizzle (M) [complete] {chapters: 61 | word count: 225,164}

Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Eros & Psyche by RZZMG (M) [WIP]

Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It’s Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour?

A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe (M) [complete] {chapters: 25 | word count: 137,051}

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy (M) [complete] {chapters: 18 | word count: 61,426}

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy’s head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Of Kings and Queens by galfoy (M) [complete] {chapters: 26 | word count: 91,215}

Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.

Static by galfoy (M) [complete] {chapters: 21 | word count: 75,632}

The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?

The New York Revelation by kalee60 (M) [complete] {chapters: 7 | word count: 45,125}

Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don’t go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal…

The Politician’s Wife by pir8fancier (M) [complete] {chapters 14 | word count: 68,629}

Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.

Count Your Blessings by Allleila (M) [complete] {chapters: 27 | word count: 79,400}

Pansy wants to get even with Hermione for embarrassing her in front of Draco Malfoy. However, after her plan grows out of control, it is Hermione’s sworn enemy who comes to the rescue.

A Night To Remember by anon (MA) [complete] {chapters: 4 | word count: 22,000ish}

At the Ministry’s Annual Valentine’s Masquerade Charity Ball Hermione has to face the fact her ex not only attends but he’s brought a young woman who claims to be his fiancé whilst she’s all alone. Sparks fly, the infamous green monster makes an appearance and Hermione realises things with her and Draco are far from over.

 Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria (M) [complete] {chapters: 42 | word count: 208,893}

3 years after the war, Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander’s wands. What she doesn’t expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who is more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they’ve been looking for.

The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy (M) [complete] {chapters: 30 | word count: 106,186}

When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening?

Her Shoes by MARGARITAMA (NC17) [complete] {chapters: 19 | word count: 76,121}

Draco Malfoy has demanded Hermione Granger head up an important new Wizard and Muggle venture he’s funding. They’ll be working at his home. Why would he do this? It’s clear he can’t stand her. Isn’t it?

Gryffindor’s Golden Girl to Slytherin’s Princess by Rumaan (T) [complete] {chapters: 20 | word count: 58,594}

The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it’s sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity.

The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads (T) [complete] {chapters: 22 | word count: 78,356}

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

Silencio by AkashaTheKitty (M) [complete] {chapters: 15 | word count: 92,484}

In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?

Devil’s Deal by LA DIABLESA (M) [complete] {chapters: 23 | word count: 102,066}

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically.

A Mysterious Case of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG (M) [complete] {chapters: 5 | word count: 23,314}

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting!

Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy (M) {word count: 7,170}

"Granger, I can’t hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Pinned by mistress meo (M) {word count: 5,258}

An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library.

A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo (M) {word count: 3,808}

“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”………….A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties?

A New Year’s Dramione by mistess meo (M) {word count: 7,484}

*Sequel to A Christmas Dramione* Malfoy and Hermione can’t forget about what happened on Christmas Eve.

Make Me by Feeslyfordraco (M) {word count: 2,244}

he tries to struggle but he overpowers her easily. He leans down and huskily whispers in her ear. “What’s wrong, Princess? Late for the ball?”

Lights Out by Emeraldwoman (Teen and up) {word count: 10,249}

no summary

That Moment When by with_rhyme (T) {word count: 1,232}

Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other.

Skeeter’s Lies by frostykitten (M) {word count: 4,955}

"This is utter nonsense!" Hermione grumbled. Harry and Ron nodded their agreement, looking at the paper with twin expressions of disgust. They all missed the pair of grey eyes on the opposite side of the Great Hall staring at Hermione calculatingly.

Caught Under the Mistletoe by HermioneMalfoy79 (K+) {word count: 1,937}

"Move out of my way, filthy Mudblood." "I’d like to, but it appears that I can’t." "What do you mean you can’t?" "I can’t move, Malfoy. Can you?"

Blindsided by secretdiary (M) {word count: 9,254}

It’s the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Illuminated by secretdiary (M) {wordcount: 16,394}

*Sequel to Blindsided* …He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Miss Me Always by SomethingBlue42 (M) {word count: 3,905}

“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.

Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte (M) {word count: 3,124}

Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share.

A Dip in the Dark by Eternity85 (M) {word count: 6,400}

After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she’s not the only one with that idea.

Between the Books by Eternity85 (M) {word count: 5,177}

*Sequel to A Dip in the Dark* Hermione is alone in the Library late at night studying. She decides to read an old dusty book, eliciting a sneeze - from someone else!

100 Minus 99 Ways to Drive Draco Malfoy Insane by Ellie Fabgay (T) {word count: 2,959}

Snape gets fed up with Malfoy and Granger’s antics during Potions and gives them a detention. The tension is heavy between them during so when Snape leaves the two rivals alone for a while, a very interesting event occurs.

Sex and Candy by dracodew17 (NC17) {word count: 2,582}

no summary

Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right by dracodew17 (K) {word count: 2,613}

Hermione and Draco are having major issues with each other when they have to serve a detention for Professor Snape.

Stress Relief, or Pass the Salt by Ixexa (MA) {word count: 8,464}

Why does everyone keep on accusing Hermione of having a crush on Draco Malfoy? He’s smug, irritating and he would never like her, anyway, right? Not to mention that annoying stalking habit of his. Sometimes, when you really like someone, you just want to be with them, share your life with them and do everything you can to make them happy. And sometimes, they are annoying ferrets, and you just want to throw something at them and tell them to LEAVE YOU ALONE.

Public Displays of Affection by Erythros (T) {word count: 2,462}

They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.

Castle by Little Dollface (MT) {word count: 3,608}

Hermione bumps into Draco late one night in the dungeons. Their chance encounter could change everything.

The Five Kisses of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger by dayflow(T) {word count: 1,726}

Five kisses during their fifth year.

Office Love by phannah17 (M) {word count: 7,410}

Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.

Atrophy in the Library by applecede (PG13) {word count: 4,102}

Hermione finds her own personal library in Draco Malfoy.

Bottoms Up by kalina-blue (T) {word count: 3,356}

Hermione and Draco have to serve detention with Snape, but they are not the only ones. Beware of the Hufflepuffs.

Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses (M) {word count: 11,522}

*Part 1/3: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy* Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there’s only one shower and both need to take one?

Revenge of the Muggleborn by Emerald-Kisses (M) {word count: 8,309}

*Part 2/3: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy* Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy’s stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body.

Spontaneity and Excitement by Emerald-Kisses (M) {word count: 8,556}

*Part 3/3: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy* “I want more spontaneity, try something more…exciting.” So, she wanted spontaneity? She wanted more excitement? Well, he was Draco Malfoy, so he would do his damned best.

Silhouettes by bex_chan (M) {word count: 10,842}

"He would’ve known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that’s not about ghosts at all.

Love Me Twice by bex_chan (M) {word count: 11,792}

"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break…" he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him

Little, Fragile, Toys by bex_chan (M) {word count: 12,232}

That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can’t remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail.

23 Positions in a One Night Stand by Snapes_Godess (M) {word count: 5,043}

no summary

Couple’s Counseling by scarlettcat (M) {word count: 9,244}

Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she’d like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.

Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon (T) {word count: 12,871}

Hermione’s family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn’t expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them.

Hydrotherapy by eilonwy (MA) {word count: 7,253}

Draco finds a trip to the showers after playing Quidditch… enlightening.

How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 (M) {word count: 5,360}

The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person.

Lick’em Lollies by somandalicious (M) {word count: 1,559}

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

Essays by lazer-angel (T) {13,966}

Essays. I’ve always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays…

Reunions by RZZMG (M) {word count: 9,577}

Hermione Granger’s 10th Hogwart’s Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game!

That Incident with the Cupcake (That We’ll Never Speak of Again) by ingberry (T) {word count: 4,605}

Hermione is very fond of her red velvet cupcake and everyone knows it. When Draco decides to steal it one day, things get slightly out of hand.

Sugar Quills by Read Me And Weep (M) {word count: 4,930}

"You’re so sensitive, Granger." He grinned into her neck. "It’s…oh…all the…ah…the sugar…" she said in between gasps as he began to trail kisses from her ear to her collarbone. He moved his face so that it was level with hers."Sure it is," he smirked.
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I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

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